Continental Contenders
Serving the
Two-Sets-And-A-Run Crowd since 1984
Volume 11
2002 Season (63 games)
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Continental Contenders |
| FP | Player | Avg. | Wins | Losses | Games | Total Points |
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| 1 | Marge | 60 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 60 | |
| 2 | Tom | 95 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 95 | |
| 3 | Bob | 185 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 185 | |
| 4 | Chuck | 245 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 980 | |
| 5 | 1 | Ralph | 251 | 8 | 4 | 20 | 5020 |
| 6 | 2 | Kevin | 267 | 15 | 8 | 57 | 15235 |
| 7 | 3 | Jonna | 271 | 2 | 0 | 11 | 2990 |
| 8 | Sue B. | 281 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 845 | |
| 9 | 4 | Al | 283 | 10 | 14 | 50 | 14185 |
| 10 | Mike B. | 285 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 855 | |
| 11 | Estelle | 290 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 290 | |
| 11 | Angie | 290 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 290 | |
| 13 | 5 | Ronnie | 309 | 3 | 2 | 26 | 8050 |
| 14 | 6 | Mike | 320 | 11 | 10 | 38 | 12185 |
| 15 | 7 | Barbara | 322 | 9 | 17 | 51 | 16460 |
| 16 | Rose | 332 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 1330 | |
| 17 | Dennis | 345 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 690 | |
| 18 | Frank | 360 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 360 | |
| 19 | Sue | 363 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1090 | |
| 20 | 8 | Joe | 381 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 6490 |
| 21 | Rick | 395 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1185 | |
| 22 | Diane | 410 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 820 | |
| 23 | Erica | 480 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1440 | |
| 24 | Pat | 605 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 605 |
Scoresheet Scribbles:
| Who | What |
| Barbara Al |
Deals out the exact number of cards in the first hand of the first game of the new season. States "I'm dead" eight times in the first hand of the first game of the new season |
| Kevin | "This is not rocket science!" |
| Kevin | Mom throws down cards fast and furious but she fizzles out |
| Al | I'm dead. [He then picks up a card and goes down and out.] |
| Dennis | The problem is I've got a poker face, and this is Continental. |
| Kevin | Ronnie, would you spread your eights, honey? [Fill in the rest of the conversation yourself.] |
| Kevin Dennis |
Don't even go there. Don't eat a goat hair? |
| Mike | I think my ears are bleeding. |
| Al | Nah Nah Nah You You You |
| Sue | I had more fun driving into the garage door. |
| Barbara | Everbody's runs are so boring! 1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4… |
| Sue Joe Barbara |
I never get jokers. You got me, kid. That's a booker. |
| Al | Go ahead, Garbara, it's your deal, two sruns. |
| Al Kev |
I can't believe the way your brother kneads the cards. Just deal. I need some cards. |
| Kevin | I became a new you in two-thousand-two. |
| Kevin Al |
Are you ok? Slightly. |
| Al Mike |
Who died? Potassium Io. |
| Al | I like firm tomatoes. |
| Kevin | I need clumpage. |
| Kevin | This seat sucks (after giving up his prized seat next to his mommy). |
| Kevin | Al, you're like a rain forest: across between Forest Gump and Rain Man. |
| Kevin | Guys are always warm, gals are always cold. That's because guys are warm-blooded and gals are cold-blooded. |
| Mike Kevin Ronnie Joe Kevin Joe Mike |
Scores? Five. Five. Zero. Drinks? One. One. |
| Ronnie | I don't even know if I don't want what I don't want. I don't know what I said. |
| Al | That's a horse of a different kilometer. |
| Al | This is two runs and a set. Hey! I got that right? |
| Jonna | The skill level is getting so high, I don't know if I should play. |
| Al Kevin |
Look at this. I don't want to look -- I just ate. |
| Al | Hope is external. |
| Al | Zoppa-zoo, zoppa-zoo, zoppa-zoo-zoo-zoo. |
| Kevin Al |
Are you a Slav? Sometimes, when I dribble on myself. |
| Ronnie | Why do I keep seeing that stupid Jack of Jokers? |
| Diane Diane |
Can I have that? No. Apparently the sweet & innocent thing isn't working. Can I have that? No. Sharing is caring, people. |
| Diane | My deal? How many people get cards? |
| Barbara | I hear ya, bro. |
| Mike Diane |
Oo me that now. Oh, that is so my line. |
| Erica | This gives me a discard to discard, so I have something to discard. |
| Al | I'm un-dead. |
| Kevin | The integrity of the game is at stake here. |
| Barbara Al |
Kevin is as brown as a berry. Strawbrewies. That's good. That should go into the Scriptures. |
| Ralph Mike Kevin |
I only need one card. I don't think they make it. What is it -- a Duke of Dublin? |
| Kevin Al |
Stecker. Not hush. |
| Al | It looks like a Monopoly table here. |
| Ralph Kevin |
Want it, kid? Wanaque? |
| Ralph | It loses me more than anyone. |
| Mike Al Ralph Barbara |
Today's the 33rd anniversary of the moon landing. 1969 That's one small step for man, One giant leap for mankind. |
| Al Mike |
Blue belongs in a zoo. He's already in one. |
| Kevin Al Kevin |
We're numbers guys. No, no. Don’t no-no me. |
| Ralph | Sare the land, shake a hand. Guess who. |
| Al Al |
Look at that shkadafer over there. Are you kidding? It's coming out of the sky like frogs. Look at Savannah. Ooh, skotterwash! |
| Sue B. | (on hearing the final scores) I wasn't last!! YOU were last, honey! |
| Al Ronnie |
Two sets and a castogie. Two setties and one Ronnie. |
| Al Joe |
I'm in deep trouble. That's OK, I don’t mind. |
| Joe Mike Kevin |
Mama's down, and mama's singin'. Mama's bad. Mama stuck me, then she sang. |
| Jonna | I just got the tireds all of a sudden. |
| Kevin Barbara Ralph Al |
What did Al say before? I don't know. I forgot. It was unforgettable. |
| Al Kevin |
Somebody oughta kill that beetle. Those are crickets, city boy. |
| Joe Barbara |
Mom, why are you picking cards out of turn when you're already down? If I told you, I'd have to kill you. |
| Al Joe |
Thank Kevin. For little girls. |
| Al Joe Al |
Is it true that the crickets rub their hind legs to make that noise? You'd thing they'd have burned up by now. They should. |
| Al | Come on, Michael -- whip 'em out. |
| Barbara | This is such a beautiful hand, so wasted on me. |
| Joe Kevin Al |
Where's your set, Kev? I got a set. You got some set. |
| Al Joe Kevin |
Look at Joe shuffle. It's a good mix. I got your mix: cement and water. |
| Al | Joe, what the hell's wrong with you? You're an animal. And you were my favorite! |
| Barbara Al Kevin Al |
Another game? No, no more. Sit down. OK, another game. |
| Al Al |
Holy hot bananas! Ronnie's puttin' 'em down by the bushel. |
| Barbara Mike Kevin |
If Joe's not making noise with his mouth, he's making noise with his hands. And if it's not his hands, it's his feet. He's a human motor. |
| Barbara Al Kevin Al |
How 'bout another game? No! I'm not playing. If you don't play, we can't play. OK, I'll play. |
| Kevin Al Kevin |
You're out of it. You're out of it. You're adament. |
| Jonna Al |
This is two runs and a set. Oh, this is two runs and a set, Jumpin' Jehosophat! |
| Rick | I haven't seen a joker since 1964. |
| Rick | I just discharged. |
| Kevin | Get yer stinkin' hands off those cards, you darm dirty ape. |
| Kevin | We are phlegmily... |
| Al | He's luck bag! |
| Al | I'm as dead as a mackeral. |
| Kevin | Joe, take a chill pill, bro. |
| Al | Oh, right in the labanza! |
| Al Barbara |
Do you have to discurd? When in doubt, throw it out. |
| Al Mike |
I'm so far away... ...I can't even see ya. |
Last Updated on 5/27/2004